I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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New favourite joke:

countchrisdo:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

“Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them.”

these are the best jokes ever

I don’t get these either?

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

(Source: BuzzFeed)

robertdowneyjrs:

_{You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.}

vanconcastiel:

piddlebucket:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

loooooool giant babbies

Whiny fucks

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

stereomindset:

tastegarden:

The Cookie Cup

what a time to be alive 

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.